Forza 3 D Class Mini

Just got a new D Class Mini to drive in Forza 3 which after a tune had a BMW for dinner :)

Forza 3 Tuning Calculator

If like me your a noob when it comes to tuning cars in Forza 3 i found a flash based tuning calculator which i find easier to use than the Excel or Google Doc versions which are out now for Forza 3 so use link below to make setting up your car as easy as ABC :)

Link to Flash based Forza 3 Tuning Calculator

Forza 3 Mini Fan Club

Just wondered if theres any other nutters out there that drive a Mini in Forza 3 in every class from ABCD:)

Forza 3 Custom Number Plates

Just started doing custom number plates to use on your car in Forza 3 so if your after something and i have a few spare mins i can make a few up



So if your after something come to my shop on Forza 3 under the name Eyerex to find my custom number plates

T-Mobile Outsourced Collection Department

Just had a phone call from T-Mobile

T-Mobile: Hello i'm from T-Mobile can i have your date of birth

Me: Hello if theres a problem with my account or something i will phone them myself right now

T-Mobile: All i want is your birth date do you have a problem with that :/

Me: Yes as i don't know who you are i will phone them myself right now

T-Mobile: Why do you have a problem with giving me your birth date i was born in june

Me: Good for you i will send you a card

T-Mobile: If you don't give me your date of birth i'm going to cut you off

Me: Thats ok as it will make my bills a lot cheaper

T-Mobile: %^&&$ &&^%$ **&^^ %£%^

At this point i had to hang up as she went into one lol

Well after i phoned T-mobile i spoke to a very helpful women who apologised about the phone call i had received which was from there outsourced collection department due to a late payment of £14 i paid my bill without problem

She couldn't believe the way the person had spoke to me in the first place and was very sorry about it in which i said no problem and wished her a good day

Croydon Win In Bloom 2009 Shock :/

With great honor Croydon won this years In Bloom Competition which is held each year for all the towns and cites around England, Sorry Sorry that last sentence should read with great shock Croydon won the In Bloom Competition as i'm not sure if they visited every park and open space in the Borough of Croydon or just looked at the odd window box on the railings around the roundabout under the Croydon Flyover

Will as you can see from the picture below which is at the entrance to Canterbury Road Park it's says Welcome to a Greener Borough so you think your going to walk into an area of pure joy to your eyes and nose with the sights and smells of flowers in bloom



Well the truth is a little bit more of an eyesore and you won't be smelling any flowers

Not sure if the other entrance to the park is meet to look like this maybe it's some sort of Urban Artwork showing how Croydon is these days





Sorry i should get on to posting pictures of flowers in bloom around one of the many parks in Croydon but i couldn't find any unless you take the empty bottles and cans plus the takeaway boxes which litter the area and close your eyes you can image them as flowers just don't go sniffing them





PS how bad did Edinburgh look if Croydon won :/

24dash.com Use Image lol

Was just on one of my Twitters when someone posted a story about Croydon in bloom which as i live in Croydon and posted a story on my blog a while ago about how funny it was i went to have a look.........

Well when the page opened there at the top was a photo of a banner which looked familiar as it's not an everyday photo someone would take but i sat there thinking maybe it was just a coincidence, well after a closer look yes it was the photo i took as if you look at the photo you can see what i changed before i posted it lol

original image which i posted on this blog which i added some extra text



Use link below to see same image on there site :)

24dash.com Steal Image lol Link

Update they have removed image but i have a screen grab plus i found out it was sent to them via a press release sent to them from Croydon Enterprise



Croydon Enterprise just phoned me back and said there very sorry for using the photo without my permission and they have removed it from there site

I said i'm still not happy as under copyright laws it's classed a theft and under the terms of there site it says they own all images and there copyrighted so i want to take this farther so someone from there press office is going to phone me tomorrow

Dirt 2 Gives Me Motion Sickness

Dirt 2 gives me motion sickness even the menus make me want to throw up :(

Will add more info later but i feel sick

I Can Only Hope Croydon Council Get Shamed Into Action

Just like to thank everyone at the Croydon Advertiser especially Aline Nassif for running with the story of the problems i'm having with Croydon Council and as you can see from below i'm in this weeks paper



Full story Of The Problems I'm Having with Croydon Council

Imogen Heap New Album Ellipse

Just found out one of my fav female vocalists Imogen Heap has a new album out on the 24 Aug called Ellipse so if you want a preview before it hit the shops use link below

Imogen Heap Album Ellipse

Trials HD XBox 360

Well after playing the demo of Trials HD i had to splash the cash and grab the full version of this mad motocross type game on XBox Live

Well it starts easy but it ramps up the difficulty after the first two levels which are a case of full throttle and fly over the jumps and land on your wheels but after this you have to start thinking of what your doing to get along the course which are a bit of a nightmare but fun in a starnge way

Video of me playing one of the levels below

XBox 360 PGR4 Bulldog Score

Was playing Bulldog on PGR4 the other night in Macau and was driving around in my Maserati MC12 and i manged to get a score of 121925 :-)

Growing Pumpkins In South London

From 3 seeds i planted i got below



And after only a few weeks they turned into



But i'm just wondering when the fruit will turn up as fancy some Pumpkin soup

Croydon In Bloom 2009 "What A Joke"

I had to laugh the other day when i saw banners go up around the borough of Croydon which say Croydon In Bloom RHS Britain In Bloom Finalist 2009 as being someones who's lived in Croyodn all there life it's a very gray place with the only colour being added by the poeple who take there time growing flowers in there front and back gardens not anything i've ever seen done by the council could make me think they could be up for an award



And i don't think the people at the RHS know much about Canterbury Road Recreation Ground aka Canterbury Park where this photo of one of the banners is located as only a few years ago Croydon Council cut down 6 sycamore trees without any warning which had stood there from when the area was farm land so over 100 years only to be replaced with gravel, so now we have a park which is just dog *@#% covered in grass "yes that last bit is the right way round"